Piece of Orange

Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody’s shirty
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
 
Oh I wish I were a little glass of coke, glass of coke
Oh I wish I were a little glass of coke, glass of coke
I’d go down with a slurp and up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little glass of coke, glass of coke
 
Replace little piece of orange and 3rd line with the following for more verses:

Striped skunk: I’d stand up in the trees and perfume all of the breeze
English sparrow: Oh, I’d sit up in the steeple and I’d spit on all the people
Silver tack: oh if you were not my friend how I’d get you in the end
Foreign car: I’d go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody’s feety
Radio: I’d go on with a click and off with a….