Do Your Ears Hang Low

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie’em in a knot, can you tie’em in a bow?
Can you throw’em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high, do they reach up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they’re wet, do they straighten when they’re dry?
Can you wave’em at your neighbor with an element of flavor?
Do your ears hang high?