Oh, Lordy Can’t You Smell Her
She’s down there in the cellar
Cooking canned beans on a dirty sto-ove
She’s picking out her lice
and putting it in the rice
While the “sniff” goes running down her no-ose
Down her no-ose! Down her no-ose!
While the “sniff” goes running down her no-ose
Replace the underlined portion with the following for additional verses:
2. pulling off her scabs- putting it in the crabs
3. shaving her legs- putting it in the eggs
4. picking off her leeches- dropping ‘em in the peaches
5. got a boil on her belly- that’s oozing into the jelly
Girl Scout Songbook 